Remote Controlled Cooler

 Besides the fact that I spent around $80 just on the product, not including the shipping and handling, I couldn't even take the cooler in the pool with me. The product's image clearly shows a guy with a remote control by the pool... I expected that the cooler would be able to come in the pool..needless to say I was highly disappointed. Not to mention I had to buy another cooler because my original cooler stopped working while I was in the pool. I was also disappointed that I had to reach into the cooler to get my drink..the product is called an "interactive toy" well my toy must be broken because it totally didn't interact with me. It didn't hand me my drink, nor did it offer me what kinds of drinks it had in the cooler. I also found it wasn't as handy as I'd thought it'd be. I'm an elementary school teacher and I brought the cooler with me to school in the hopes that I could have a beer or two while the kids go on recess. Well because of the remote control aspect of the cooler, while I was out the kids snuck into my classroom and started to play with it. They eventually discovered what was inside and drank all off my beer (beer is expensive on my teachers salary). Now I'm under arrest for negligence and providing alcohol to minors. I am out now on parole. Thanx Remote Controlled Cooler, for ruining my life. Overall I give this cooler 2 out of five stars.

Author's Note

Lena Melton was born in Quahog, Rhode Island. A small town created by Seth Macfarlane. She's twenty-two years old and is about to graduate college in the hopes of becoming a writer. She has a boyfriend and ten kids along with 11 cats. She has won many awards, Hoop Princess for raising money for multiple sclerosis. She also won the Best Oscar performance in 1990 for being born. Her focus, however good of an actress she was at the age of zero, was and will always be writing. It took her ten years to write this blog, Better than Oprah, because her neighbors Stewie and Peter Griffin kept interrupting her but, it's finally finished. The blog was inspired by her sense of humor and her different journeys throughout life. She has come a long way from a lot of different jobs. These different jobs are what inspired her to write this blog. Secret Service Agent, Blockbuster Employee, Master Swords-woman etc.. This book will illustrate her journeys From a housekeeper, to an author, nothing got in her way (except The Griffins). She would like to thank God, her Mom, The Cookie Monster, her boyfriend, and lastly Zombies for making this blog possible.

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Hey I'm Lena ! I love writing, cats, film, and The Real Housewives of Atlanta (I could watch The Godfather everyday) My cats name is Sonny after Sonny Corleone.  I'm a senior and although I have a goofy side, I take life very seriously.