Author's Note

Lena Melton was born in Quahog, Rhode Island. A small town created by Seth Macfarlane. She's twenty-two years old and is about to graduate college in the hopes of becoming a writer. She has a boyfriend and ten kids along with 11 cats. She has won many awards, Hoop Princess for raising money for multiple sclerosis. She also won the Best Oscar performance in 1990 for being born. Her focus, however good of an actress she was at the age of zero, was and will always be writing. It took her ten years to write this blog, Better than Oprah, because her neighbors Stewie and Peter Griffin kept interrupting her but, it's finally finished. The blog was inspired by her sense of humor and her different journeys throughout life. She has come a long way from a lot of different jobs. These different jobs are what inspired her to write this blog. Secret Service Agent, Blockbuster Employee, Master Swords-woman etc.. This book will illustrate her journeys From a housekeeper, to an author, nothing got in her way (except The Griffins). She would like to thank God, her Mom, The Cookie Monster, her boyfriend, and lastly Zombies for making this blog possible.