Sunday Afternoon

TV

There was nothing good on, so I jumped into the TV.

BRAVO

CHANNEL 40

Meet The Parents-4:59 p.m.
Meet The Parents was on. I got lucky. It wasn't another reality show (Housewives or Shahs of Sunset or Sundown? I don't know.)

As Ben Stiller begins to smack the volleyball in my face my mom quickly turns the channel. I was saved...She turns it to

TRAVEL CHANNEL

CHANNEL 66

-5:00 p.m.

21 hottest Caribbean escapes. I got really lucky I thought to myself. Beautiful people, massages, waves, beaches. I tried to scream at my mom from inside the TV. "Don't turn it !!!" but she couldn't hear me, no one could. Why did I do this again? Antigua sailing escape week was coming up--Caribbean's biggest party. "Noooo!!!" I screamed.

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CARTOON NETWORK

CHANNEL 64

-5:05 p.m.

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs. "Uhh, okay? It's not the beaches but it's not Disney."

"Oh hell no", my mother says. I could hear her but she couldn't hear me.

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AMC

CHANNEL 60 

-5:07 p.m.

Underworld."Fuck. Vampires. I thought to myself". Luckily it was on commercial. I was stuck in a car with screaming kids.

A La la la la Goldfish the snack that smiles back. I like Goldfish. 

 

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TCM

CHANNEL 59

-5:09 p.m.

Mr. Hobs Takes a Vacation

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Monk

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He's Just Not That Into You

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Mission Impossible. Explosion. Half of my body was blown off. "Stop Clicking !!!!!", I screamed.

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Bar Rescue. I was beginning to leave myself behind on different stations. I lost half of my leg on Spike TV. Futurama took my last arm. Comedy Central. FNC took both my neck and shoulders. Lifetime took my breasts, butt, and almost every womanly curve I had on me. All I had was my head left and that was slowly dwindling. My mom got up and left the channel on Nickelodeon. Spongebob.

NICKELODEON

CHANNEL 31

-5:22

As  Spongebob and Patrick ran around me on the screen, my head slowly disappeared. "Nooooo..." 

My father walked up to the TV. "Who left this on?"

"Nooooo!!!"

 

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